Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: Mujhe Kal Rat Bhar Nind Nahin I Banta: Kyon Bhai Kya Hua? Santa: Kal Raat Bhar Main Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Main Nind Men Jag Raha Hu
Apne Ek Dost Ki Maut Ke Baad Santa Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Usaki Patni Se Pucha "Bhabhi Ji Kya Main Unki Jagah Le Sakta Hu?" Bhabhi: Mujhe Koi Aitraaz Nahiin Hai Kabristan Walon Se Puch Lo
Doctor: Roj 5 Kilometer Chala Karo To Ek Sal Men 50 Kilo Gram Vajan Kam Ho Jayega Ek Saal Baad Santa Fon Pe Bola: Vajan To Kam Ho Gaya Magar Saale Ghar Kaise Jaun 1825 Kilometer Dor A Gaya Hu?
Banta: Maine Shadi Se Pahle Apni Patni Ko Ek Baar Bhi Pyaar Nahin Kiya Tha Kya Tumne Kiya Tha? Santa: Tum Pahle Apni Patni Ka Nam Batao To Hi Bata Sakta Hu
Santa Dudh Wale Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "Tumhari Dukan Ka Dudh Kharab Hai Sharbat Men Dala Fat Gaya" Dukan Wala Hairani Se Puchta Hai "Kaun Se Sharbat Men Dala Tha?" Santa: Nimbu Pani Men
Santa: Yar Maine Suna Hai Ki Tune Bhabhi Ko Talak De Diya Par Kyon? Banta: Kya Bataun Yaar Uska Charitra Bahut Kharab Tha Usne Shadi Mere Se Ki Thi Aur Bachche Bhagwaan Se Maang Rahi Thi